THE RITUAL — UNLOCK THE CULTURE · VOICE · VOTE · EARN · UNCENSORED
Voice Your Slangs
Submit on-chain — burn 50K tokens for eternal immortalization.
Suggest creative or brutal spellings and record pronunciations — free speech for the timeline, no thought police, just raw meme language.
Community Votes On-Chain
Vote on-chain — for the funniest slangs — reward creators.
Co-author the Mr. Slang dictionary — the official record of the World's First Official Meme Language. Your votes decide which slang becomes canon.
Earn & Compete
Earn 10K $SLANG — tokens per on-chain vote your slang receives.
Listen to meme madness, use the translator, share sentences online, and rise with the collective of yappers, voters, and creators.
HOW IT WORKS
Build the Mr. Slang meme language in five acts
SHOUT IT
Think of a word. Invent the Spelling and Record how it should sound on the internet.
SUBMIT ON-CHAIN
Recording pinned to IPFS. Hash recorded with your on-chain submission. Permanent.
BURN 50K SLANG
Tokens torched. Supply shrinks. Your slang earns its place.
STAMPED IN MR SLANG DICTIONARY
Etched into the official Mr. Slang dictionary. Forever.
VOTE & CROWN THE LEAD SLANG
Community votes elevate one version to LEAD slang. Earn 10K $SLANG per vote. Other versions stay as children — but children can dethrone the lead anytime by gathering more votes. The language keeps evolving. Always alive. Never frozen.
SHOUT IT
Think of a word. Invent the Spelling and Record how it should sound on the internet.
SUBMIT ON-CHAIN
Recording pinned to IPFS. Hash recorded with your on-chain submission. Permanent.
BURN 50K SLANG
Tokens torched. Supply shrinks. Your slang earns its place.
STAMPED IN MR SLANG DICTIONARY
Etched into the official Mr. Slang dictionary. Forever.
VOTE & CROWN THE LEAD SLANG
Community votes elevate one version to LEAD slang. Earn 10K $SLANG per vote. Other versions stay as children — but children can dethrone the lead anytime by gathering more votes. The language keeps evolving. Always alive. Never frozen.
EXHIBIT A — TOKENOMICS · LEGAL & LETHAL
$SLANG Tokenomics
Preparing a fair launch on Solana · Raydium LaunchLab · No presales · No VCs · Silent Drop · Community-first economics.
Powering free meme speech — from Ohio Rizz to EU Skibidi, the whole culture dictionary is on-chain and uncensored.
RECEIPTS · ON-CHAIN · SOLANA · RAYDIUM
Total Supply
10B
$SLANG
Fair Launch
100%
Equal Access ✓
⚠ $SLANG Token Address
86PyY7m1cUpQCzjWxK4d6WoLAuc1SSvSnjbDCEiVwrayNot launched · always verify before any transaction
TRANSPARENCY · DOXXED TEAM
Dev Wallet
Announced at Solana launchDev allocation details are published at launch. No presale, no VCs.
HOW THE FEES WORK · COMMUNITY-SET
The Fees — Straight Up
Every new word costs 50K $SLANG, and it's 100% burned forever — gone from supply on the same transaction. Each power-vote costs 10K $SLANG and goes straight to the creator. So the more the community plays, the more $SLANG permanently disappears — pure deflation baked into the contract.
Fees can drop later
As $SLANG grows in value, the fees are built to come down over time — keeping it accessible so everyone stays in the game.
Only by community vote
No one flips a fee overnight. Any change goes through a formal community vote, then a mandatory 2-day timelock on-chain.
RESOURCES · LINKS
FOR FUN ONLY — $SLANG is a meme token. Not financial advice. You won't catch a case for slangin here.
EXHIBIT B — SHOWCASE SPECIMENS
ENTRY №001 · CANON · UNCENSORED
BANANA
buh-NAH-nuh-OH*the canon, once set, is permanent. allegedly.
pickle
PEE-kuhl-OH
▶ 0:02 · 412 votes
doge
doh-JHAY-OO
▶ 0:02 · 412 votes
EXHIBIT C — LIVE FROM THE ARENA
REAL-TIME25
LEAD SLANGS 👑
27
⚔️ COMPETING ALTS
2
⚡ BATTLE WARRIORS
7
🔥 COMMUNITY VOTES